This is one of the best pieces of Sheriarty slash fic I have ever read.

It is at least 85 in my apartment.

At any rate, I wanted to show Hannah this highly NSFW video because holy hotness.

I couldn't figure out why my butt was so warm, but then I realized I was sitting on my laptop charger.

Part of that dream was about blowjobs and part was about begging to be beaten, which would have been a whole lot hotter without the blowjob.

I always come up with good writing ideas when I'm in the shower or the bath, but our water bill has been crazy-stupid high.

Jess and I met felixdiecat for the 1st time and took him out to the drag queen bar for his 21st birthday last night while he's here in Vegas, and it was awesome.

I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD ( except I am drunk and vaguely sleepy so I couldn't get off and I was too wet to feel a lot so it was actually kinda shitty).

I'm about to get laid in five minutes and I can't wait.

I'm stating from a red light to say that I'm behind Hot Doctor.